Q: Kimi, you're late for this job interview.
KR: Yeah. I was having a shit.
Q: Uh, OK...What are your strengths?
KR: I am a bit lazy sometimes.
Q: Maybe you'd like a pen for notes?
KR: leavemealoneiknowwhatimdoing
Q: Why do you keep looking at the bowl over there?
KR: I collect walnuts.