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Men's Fitted Tee - Black -
Men's Heavy Duty Tee - Black -
Men's Premium Tri-blend - Vintage Black -
Men's Tank - Black -
Men's Long Sleeve - Black -
Hoodie - Black -
Women's Tee - Black -
Women's Tank - Black -
Youth's Tee - Black -
Youth's Tee - Black -
Onesie - Black -
Poster
Self Aware
$18.00
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A message from the future: you must stop giant Googadyne Systems from infesting the globe with boring. Protect an age where your left foot and right hand are required to change gears and your parallel parking system consists of mirrors and judgment. You are already an autonomous driving system. Resist. Drive. The future of humanity depends on you.
While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees.
For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage.
All dimensions are approximate.
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| Fitted Tee | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width | 19" | 20 ½" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
| Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester. | ||||||
| Heavy Duty Tee | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 33" | 34" |
| Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton. | ||||||
| Premium Tri-Blend | ||||||
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width | 18 ¼" | 19 ¾" | 21 ¼" | 22 ¾" | 24 ¾" | 26 ¾" |
| Length | 27 ½" | 28 ½" | 29 ½" | 30 ½" | 31 ½" | 32 ½" |
| Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend. | ||||||
| Tanks | ||||||
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| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width | 18 ½" | 20" | 21 ½" | 23 ½" | 25 ½" | |
| Length | 28 ½" | 29 ½" | 30 ½" | 31 ½" | 32 ½" | |
| Next Level 3633. 4.3oz 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (90/10 Cotton/Polyester for Heather Grey). | ||||||
