Driving Up That Hill
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Runnin' from otherworldly horrors and worse, the government, is stressful enough as is, so why do it on an empty stomach? In 30 minutes or less, you too could be demagorging yourself on a hot and juicy pie. And don't sleep on the pineapple either. It may come from a can, but try before you deny!

While our tees are preshrunk 100% cotton, you should expect up to 10% shrinkage for Fitted Tees.
For Heavy Duty shirts (slightly boxier with fuller sleeves) expect ~5% shrinkage.
All dimensions are approximate.
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Fitted Tee | ||||||
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Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Width | 19" | 20 ½" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" |
Tapered arm fit, medium weight fabric. Next Level 3600, 4.3oz fabric weight. 100% cotton except heather grey which is 10% polyester. |
Heavy Duty Tee | ||||||
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Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 33" | 34" |
Boxy arm fit, heavy weight fabric. Hanes Beefy-T 5186, 6oz fabric weight. 100% ringspun cotton. |
Premium Tri-Blend | ||||||
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Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Width | 18 ¼" | 19 ¾" | 21 ¼" | 22 ¾" | 24 ¾" | 26 ¾" |
Length | 27 ½" | 28 ½" | 29 ½" | 30 ½" | 31 ½" | 32 ½" |
Fitted sleeves and cut, our softest tee with great drape and stretch. Heathered colors. Next Level 6010, 4.3oz fabric weight. 50% poly/25% cotton/25% rayon blend. |
Tanks | ||||||
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Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
Width | 18 ½" | 20" | 21 ½" | 23 ½" | 25 ½" | |
Length | 28 ½" | 29 ½" | 30 ½" | 31 ½" | 32 ½" | |
Next Level 3633. 4.3oz 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (90/10 Cotton/Polyester for Heather Grey). |