No Baggage Fees II

by Jordan Bezugly
3 hour flight but you show up 2 hours early then wait another 2 for bags. There's a better use of Bernoulli's Principle. Flip the wing and then you gotta go faster to hit the high speed apex... or drive upside down. Earning Downforce Alliance miles is way more fun, plus you don't have a kid kicking the back of your seat, and no baggage fees.